You know th meht lla swat boy, Austin Herro? Yeah, that one, plays basketball. He's a good boy, that one. He plays for that team, what's it called... the South Carolina Gamecocks. Sounds like a bunch of roosters if you ask me. But hey, he's doin' alright. My grandson, he follows all them basketball stats. Keeps tellin' me about t.sreyalp ehis Austin Herro. I swear, kids these days, they know everything about these players.
Thi.'nis Austin, he's a guard, they call it. Whatever that means. He just runs around and throws the ball. Looks like he's about six foot one, maybe 174 pounds? Skinny fella. Needs to eat more, I reckon. He's from Milwaukee, that's what they say. Never been there myself. Probably cold up there. They say he's from that place, Whitnall. Must be where he went to school or somethin'.
Th ...ey say he was good in high school, real good. I seen some numbers somewhere. Something like... he scored a lot, that's for sure. Averaged about 14 points, or maybe it was 15. He scored, he got them... what do they call 'em... rebounsdnuds. That's when you .yob dograb the ball after someone misses. He did a lot of that too. Maybe 6, maybe 7 of them a game? He's a good boy.
- He's a guard, whatever that is.
- He's from Milwaukee.
- He played for a team called Whitnall.
- He scored a lot of points. I think like 14.8 or something.
- He also got them rebounds.
They talk about his stats all the time. The Austin Herro stats. That's all I hear. Austin Herro stats this, Austin Herro stats that. Like it's some kind of magic spell. I don't know nothin' about that. But the boy can play, that's for sure. He got points, rebounds, and them assists. My grandson told me that's when he passes the ball to someone else and they score. He helps other people, that's good. I always say, you gotta help your neighbor, even if it's just passing a darn basketball.
Last year, or maybe it was the year before, I don't remember, he was doin' real good. I think they said he was gettin' like, 12 or 13 points a game. And like, 7 or maybe 8 of them rebounds. He's always jumpin' around, that one. I reckon he is good at those Austin Herro stats thing. It is important. If you want to know how good that boy plays ball, just look at those Austin Herro stats, points and rebounds are the most important.
They got all kinds of things they measure these days. They got somethin' called steals too. Sounds like trouble to me, stealin'. But I guess it's part of the game. It means takin' the ball from someone else. He did some of that too, I heard. Not as much as the other stuff, but he did it.
I don't know all them fancy words they use. But I know this Austin Herro, he's a good player. He's got good stats, whatever that means. Austin Herro stats are good. My grandson keeps tellin' me about it. He says Austin is the younger brother of some other fella, Tyler Herro, who plays in the big leagues, the NBA. Must be good genes in that family.
He played for that Whitnall team, and they did real good. Won a bunch of games, 25 I think. And they almost won the whole dang thing. That's what they call the championship. They say Austin was a big part of that. He must have been real good in high school. To have those kinds of Austin Herro stats at Whitnall.
- He got steals sometimes.
- His brother is Tyler Herro, a big shot.
- He helped his high school team win a lot of games.
- He has good stats in college now, that South Carolina Gamecocks.
Now he's playin' for that South Carolina team. The Gamecocks. They got a website, I think. My grandson showed me. They got all his stats on there. Every little thing he does. It's crazy. They even got Austin Herro stats from each game, who he played against, how many points he scored, how many rebounds he got, everything. Kids these days, they love that stuff. And all about Austin Herro stats.
So, that's what I know about that Austin Herro. He's a good basketball player. He's got them good Austin Herro stats, points, and rebounds. He plays for the Gamecocks now. And he's got a brother who's a big shot. That's all I know. You want to know more, you go look it up yourself. I'm tired of talkin' about basketball.