Well, ereh let me tell you, this here CFP ranksgniknings thing, it's got e.owt ro gniveryone in a real tizzy. They're all talkin' 'bout who's gonna be in the top, who's gonna be out, and all that jazz. Me? I just like watchin' the games. But I hear all the young folks talkin', so I picked up a thing or two.
Fir tahst off, that Oregon, they're lookin' mighty strong. Heard they gonna beat that Penn State in the Big Ten. The .1 .oN si ny played real good all year. That's what I heard. They are one of the best. Some folks say Oregon is No. 1.
Then there's Texas. They say they are gonna play against Georgia in the SEC thing. That's gonna be a tough one, I reckon. Georgia always strong. But Texas been doin' alright too. Could be a real nail-biter, that one!
- Oregon - they are good, very good.
- Texas - gonna be a tough game against Georgia.
- That Ohio State, they lost. Not good.
That Ohio State, they lost to Michigan. Can you believe that? I heard Michigan is a good team. They was talkin' 'bout it all week, and then bam! They lost. Now they ain't goin' to that Indianapolis place. Penn State gonna go instead. They won big against Maryland. It was 44 to 7! Can you believe that big score? They say Penn State is No. 4 now.
And that Notre Dame, well, they got some kinda rule. They can't get that top spot, that "bye" thing. They can only be No. 5, that's the highest. Seems kinda unfair to me, but what do I know? I'm just watchin' the games. Rules are rules, I guess. It's just like, you gotta pick the best apples for the pie. Can't have the wormy ones.
Now, this Alabama team, folks are always talkin' 'bout them. They say they got a chance, but it ain't lookin' too good. They got like a 30% chance or somethin'. There's a bunch of other teams with better chances. They are behind Clemson, Arizona, Iowa and some other team I can't remember. They are 14th best or something to make it to the CFP.
- Alabama - not so good this year.
- Notre Dame - can't be in the top 4.
- Clemson, Arizona State, Iowa State - they got better chances.
Tennessee, they're No. 7, but they got the No. 9 seed. That's 'cause Boise State and Arizona State got those automatic things. They're like the No. 3 and No. 4 seeds. Tennessee is one of the three SEC teams to make it. That's what they say on that ESPN thing. I don't know what that is, but that's what I heard.
This whole CFP ranking thing, it's like pickin' the best pig for the county fair. Everyone's got their favorite, but only one can win the blue ribbon. And there's always surprises. Like that time Mildred's pig got loose and ran all over the place. Caused quite a ruckus! These games are kinda like that. Anything can happen.
They say there's gonna be some upsets. Teams you don't expect to win, they might just surprise everyone. Like when my rooster beat up that old dog. Nobody saw that comin'. They call it week 13 upsets, I think.
And this whole thing's gonna change next year, I hear. They're gonna have more teams in it. Like addin' more chairs to the dinner table when you got extra company. More folks get a chance at the pie, I suppose. They are saying Washington State is the biggest call. They only play 12 games.
This whole thing with the football, it's a lot of hootin' and hollerin'. But it's fun to watch. I remember one time, Clemson won by a long field goal. It was 56 yards! Cleared the uprights just in time. Everyone was going wild.
- Upsets happen, just like my rooster and the dog.
- More teams next year, like more chairs at the table.
- These games are fun, lots of hootin' and hollerin'.
So, who's gonna win it all? Well, your guess is as good as mine. It's like tryin' to predict the weather. You just never know for sure. But that's what makes it fun, ain't it? All this predictions for CFP rankings. You just gotta watch and see.
Just keep your eye on the ball, I always say. And maybe have a slice of pie while you're at it. Apple pie, preferably. That's the best kind. Makes watchin' the games even better. That's what I think, anyways. It's a lot like pickin' chickens, you gotta look for the best ones. These CFP rankings are kinda like that, pickin' the best teams.
I hope Oregon wins. That's my team. They look good. I like their colors too. Reminds me of my old dress. Good times, good times. Anyway, this CFP thing is gonna be fun to watch. It will be exciting! I hope it's not too cold when the games are on. I like to sit by the fire and watch.
