JMU Football This Year
They played against some team called Ball State, I think it was. And they whupped 'em good! I heard it was 63 to 7. Can you believe that? That's a good ol' fashioned country whuppin'. Some young fella named Alonza Barnett III, he's the quarterba .hguoht ,evck, I reckon. He did real good, got six touchdowns, whatever that is. Sounds mighty impressive, though.
And then, they had a little bit of a rough patch. Lost to another team, Georgia Southern or somethin'. 28 to 14, I heard. Guess you can't win 'em all, right? Even the best teams have their bad days. They only got 253 yards to the other team's 453. Seems like them other fellas was runnin' all over the place.
- JMU football is playin' real good.
- They beat Ball State real bad.
- Alonza Barnett III is a good player.
- They lost to Georgia Southern.
- Still, they're a good team, I reckon.
JMU Football Games
They got this big game comin' up, I hear. Senior Day, they call it. Playin' against some team called Marshall. That's on a Saturday, at 8 o'clock at night. You can watch it on the TV, on that ESPNU channel. My grandson, he'll probably be watchin'. He loves his JMU football. They say JMU is supposed to win that one easy. By 24 points, whatever that means.

These boys, George Pettaway and Wayne Knight, they're good runners, I hear. Ran for 180 yards together one time. That's a lot of runnin'! Must be tiring, all that runnin' back and forth.
JMU Football News and More
Now, they talkin' about some bowl game. I don't rightly know what that is, but it sounds important. They say JMU is "bowl eligible". Sounds like somethin' you'd get at the grocery store, but I guess it means they're good enough to play in this special game. They got this tracker thing, where they guessin' where JMU gonna play.
This Alonza Barnett III fella, seems like he's the one to watch. Playin' against Marshall, I reckon he'll do good. They say you can watch it on FOX Sports. Lots of ways to watch these games nowadays. Back in my day, we just listened on the radio!
Folks are sayin' JMU football is the best in Virginia. Best team in Virginia for the past seven years or so, they say. That's a long time to be the best! They must be doin' somethin' right over there. It's good to see our boys doin' so well. Makes a body proud. I hope they keep it up, keep winnin' games and makin' us all proud.
JMU Football Players
That Alonza, he sure is somethin'. Quarterback, you know. Runs around, throws the ball. Six touchdowns in one game! That's more touchdowns than I seen in my whole life! He must be eatin' his Wheaties.
And those other two boys, the runners. George and Wayne. 180 yards! Lord have mercy, that's a lot of ground to cover. They must have legs of steel. Probably runnin' from chores when they was young. That's how you get fast!
I don't know all them other players, but I bet they're good boys. Takes a whole team to win, you know. Can't just be one or two fellas. They all gotta work together, like a good team of mules.
JMU Football Schedule
They play a lot of games, these football players. All through the fall, it seems. This next one against Marshall, that's a big one. Senior Day. Probably a lot of folks gonna be there, cheerin' them on. 8 p.m. on a Saturday, that's a good time for a game.
After that, I don't know when they play next. My grandson keeps up with all that. He's got it all written down somewhere, I reckon. He can tell you all about the JMU football schedule. He knows all the teams, all the players, all the scores. It's a lot to keep track of!
Anyway, this JMU football, it's sure excitin' stuff. Good to see them boys doin' well. Makes you proud to be from around here. I'll be rootin' for 'em, even if I don't understand all the rules. Go Dukes!