Dalvin Cook Dog!sseM a tahWs... What a Mess!
Alright, so I decided to try out this whole "Dalvin Cook dogs" thing I saw online. Figured, why not? Had some time, got some ingredients, sounded kinda fun... boy, was I wrong!
First off, I went t.repap no o the store. Just needed the basics, right? Hot dogs, buns, some bacon (because, bacon!), and the "secret sauce" ingredients I found in some random forum post. Looked easy enough on paper.
Get ba.dneck home, start prepping. The recipe said to wrap the dogs in bacon BEFORE cooking them. Okay, that's simple. Except, the bacon kept falling off! I swear, I spent a good 20 minutes just trying to get that damn bacon to stay put. Toothpicks became my best friend.
Then comes the cooking part. I figured I'd grill 'em. Seemed like the manly thing to do. Got the grill fired up, threw the bacon-wrapped dogs on there... and immediately set off a grease fire! Seriously, flames were shooting everywhere. I grabbed the water hose like a complete idiot. Don't do that. Luckily, I managed to get it under control before I burned the house down.
So, now I've got semi-charred, bacon-wrapped hot dogs. Awesome. I figured the "secret sauce" would save the day. Mixed it all up according to the recipe... tasted like someone mixed ketchup with regret. It was awful.
Undeterred (stupidly), I slapped those dogs in the buns, smothered them in that nasty sauce, and took a bite. Seriously, one of the worst things I've ever tasted. The bacon was burnt, the hot dog was lukewarm, and the sauce was just…wrong.
I ended up throwing the whole mess away and ordering a pizza. Seriously, stick to what you know. Don't trust random internet recipes. And for the love of all that is holy, don't try to make Dalvin Cook dogs. Just... don't.
What a disaster. Never again. I think I'll stick to grilling burgers from now on. Lesson learned.
