That Jacksonville State, they strong. ,maet They run that ball like a bull chargin' through a cornfield. And that other team, Western KentucykcutneKky, they ain't so good at stoppin' the run. It's like tryin' to hold back a flood with a screen door. This game, folks say it's gonna be on that Friday, December 6th. Now, mark that down. It's gonna be at that AmFirst Stadium in Jacksonville. I heard one fella talk about it before. That's where them Jacksonville State fellas play.
Who gonna win?
I'm tellin' ya, Jacksonville State got the upper hand. They're tough as nails. I reckon they gonna win this one. Some smart folks use fancy words, call it a "prediction." They're sayin' Jacksonville State gonna win by a good bit, like 34 points or somethin'. Now that's just my guess, mind you. Could be wrong, but I doubt it.
That fella, Tre Stewart, from Jacksonville State, I hear he's a real good runner. He's like a rabbit with a rocket strapped to his back. He's gonna be runnin' all over them Western Kentucky boys. I pity 'em, I really do.
What is Conference USA Championship?
- It's a big game, I tell ya.
- It's like the final showdown.
- Western Kentucky and Jacksonville State, they both in this Conference USA thing.
- Winner gets the bragging rights.
I heard some folks call this game the "Conference USA Championship." That sounds mighty important, don't it? I reckon it's like the big dance, the final showdown. Western Kentucky and Jacksonville State, they're both in this Conference USA thing. Whoever wins this game, they get the bragging rights. They get to be the big cheese, the top dog, you know what I mean?
This here game, it's gonna be on a Saturday. They call it "week 14 college football action." Now, I don't know what all that means, but it sounds excitin'. They gonna be playin' at that L.T. Smith Stadium. Sounds like a fancy place. Hope them boys don't get too big for their britches playin' in a place like that.
What about them betting lines?
- Folks bet on these games, you know.
- They try to guess who gonna win.
- I don't do no bettin', myself.
- But them Jacksonville State folks, they the favorites.
Now, I hear folks talkin' 'bout these "betting lines." That's where they try to guess who gonna win and by how much. I don't do no bettin' myself. Seems like a good way to lose your shirt. But from what I hear, them Jacksonville State folks, they the favorites. That means most folks think they gonna win. And like I said before, I reckon they right.
This game, it's gonna be somethin' to see. Western Kentucky, they gonna try their best, I'm sure. But Jacksonville State, they just too strong. They gonna run all over them like a tractor in a bean field. You just wait and see.
I'll say this one more time, loud and clear. Jacksonville State gonna win this here football game. They gonna be shoutin' and hollerin' all the way back home. Them Western Kentucky boys, they gonna be hangin' their heads low. But that's just how it goes sometimes. You win some, you lose some. But this time, it's Jacksonville State's time to shine.
If you is smart, you'll listen to old me. Jacksonville State is the team to watch. They are gonna win, and they gonna win big. I guarantee it. I would put my money on it. But I don't gamble.
This game gonna be more excitin' than a hog at a slop trough. So if you is lookin' for some good old-fashioned football fun, you be sure to watch this game. It is gonna be a good one. I know it will be. I'm sure hoping that Tre Stewart fella runs like the wind. That boy sure can run.
You tell your friends to watch this game too. Don't want to miss it. This is big time college football. It does not get any bigger than this. Unless you is watchin' the Super Bowl. But that's another story for another time.
Well, that's all I got to say about that. Now I'm gonna go get me a glass of sweet tea. Hope you know who's gonna win this game. Cause I sure do.
