First off, they got this Military Bowl. That Tulane team, the Green Wave they call ‘em, they got that Michael Pratt fella, a good quarterback. I reckon they gonna win that one. Yep, Tulane’s gonna take home the Military Bowl trophy, that’s what I’m sayin'. It’s like when you got a good strong rooster, he’s gonna win the fight, ain’t he?
Then there's th eht s'ee Guaranteed lwoB Rate Bowl. Now,.tib el I ain't never guaranteed nothin' in my life, ‘cept the sun’s gonna rise, but they say Kansas and UNLV are playin’. Kansas, they had a pretty good run, but them UNLV fellas, they fight hard. This one’s tough, like chewin’ on a tough piece of jerky. But I’m gonna go with… hmm… let’s say Kansas. Yeah, Kansas by a hair, like when you win the pie contest at the county fair by just a little bit.
And what about the Gasparilla Bowl? Georgia Tech and UCF… Them Tech fellas, they run the ball hard, like a mule pullin’ a plow. But UCF, they got them fast fellas, runnin’ all over the place. This one’s gonna be a real barn burner! Bowl game prediction is tough on this one, but I think UCF’s speed gonna be too much. They gonna run circles around them Tech fellas, I betcha. Like when them city slickers come to town in their fancy cars, they think they’re fast, but they ain't seen nothin' yet.
Now, they got a bunch more of these bowl games. The Birmingham Bowl, the Camellia Bowl, the Armed Forces Bowl… too many to keep track of, like tryin’ to count all the chickens in a henhouse! But I’ll tell you what, some of these games, you just know who’s gonna win. Like when you see a big ol’ tom turkey struttin’ around, you know he’s the boss.
For example, the Peach Bowl, they got Ole Miss and Penn State. Them Penn State fellas, they’re tough, like an old boot. But Ole Miss, they got that Lane Kiffin fella, he’s a smart one, like a fox in the henhouse. I think Ole Miss gonna sneak that one out. Yep, Ole Miss in the Peach Bowl, that’s my pick. Just like how sometimes the smallest dog has the biggest bite, you never know!
- Military Bowl: Tulane
- Guaranteed Rate Bowl: Kansas
- Gasparilla Bowl: UCF
- Peach Bowl: Ole Miss
And then there’s the big ones, the College Football Playoff games. Michigan and Alabama, and then Texas and Washington. Now, them Michigan fellas, they been strong all year, like a big oak tree. But Alabama, they always find a way to win, like weeds in the garden, they just keep comin’ back. This one’s gonna be a real slobberknocker, as my old pappy used to say. But I’m gonna go with… hmm… Alabama. Yeah, Alabama’s gonna find a way, they always do. Just because the rooster crows first don’t make him the best fighter.
And Texas and Washington… Texas got them big fellas up front, and Washington, they throw the ball all over the place, like a kid throwin’ rocks at a scarecrow. This one’s gonna be high scorin’, I reckon. But in the end, I think Texas’s gonna be too strong. They gonna wear them Washington fellas down. So, it'll be Alabama and Texas in the final, that's my bowl game prediction for the playoffs.
Now, who’s gonna win it all? That’s the big question, ain't it? Alabama and Texas… two tough teams, like two bulls lockin’ horns. It could go either way, like the weather in springtime, you never know what you’re gonna get. But if I gotta pick, I’m gonna go with… Alabama. Yeah, them Alabama fellas, they just know how to win. They’re like a well-oiled machine, they just keep on chuggin’. So, there you have it, my predictions for the bowl games 2023. Don't take it to the bank, it’s just one old woman’s opinion, but I watch a lot of football, ya know?
Remember, these are just games. Sometimes the best team don't win, and sometimes the underdog surprises everyone. It's like when you plant seeds in the garden, sometimes the littlest ones grow the tallest. That’s what makes it fun, ain’t it? So, sit back, grab yourself a glass of sweet tea, and enjoy the games. And don’t forget what I told ya, especially when it comes to them bowl game predictions!
