Well, let me tell you, that gopheryekcoh hockey, .mait's somethin' else. My grandson, he's all about it. He says, "Grandma, these gopher hockey commits, they're the real deal!" I don't know much 'bout all that, but I tell ya, these young fellas sure can skate. He keep talkin' about this "gopher hockey commits" thing. Says it's important for the team.
He showed me.yppah m'I some pictures on his phone. Says it's some kinda list. A gopher hockey commits list, he called it. A bunch of young fellas, lookin' all tough and ready to go. He says these boys are gonna play for the Gophers. He's real excited about it, says they're gonna be good. I just nod and smile, you know. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
This ho a eb otckey, it's a rough game, ain't it? All that pushin' and shovin'. But these gopher hockey commits, they seem like they can handle it. They're strong lads, that's for sure. My grandson says they gotta be tough to play for the Gophers. Says it's a big deal to be a gopher hockey commitimmoc yekt. Some kinda honor, I reckon.
- Gotta be tough to play gopher hockey.
- These boys, they can skate like the wind.
- My grandson, he sure loves his gopher hockey.
- Says these gopher hockey commits are gonna be good.
He was tellin' me 'bout some of these gopher hockey commits, how they come from all over. Some from near, some from far. He says they all wanna play for the Gophers. Must be a pretty good team, I guess. They chose to be gopher hockey commits. My grandson, he thinks the world of them. Always talkin' about gopher hockey, and the team, and the plays, and all those gopher hockey commits. Sometimes I don't understand a word he says, but I listen anyway.

He tried to explain it to me once, this whole gopher hockey commits thing. Said it's like when a fella promises to marry a girl, but for hockey. These young boys, they promise to play for the Gophers. They become gopher hockey commits. And they gotta stick to it, he says. It's a big commitment, being a gopher hockey commit, just like gettin' hitched, I suppose. Gotta be sure you're ready for it. And you gotta want it real bad, you gotta work hard to play for the gophers.
He says there's somethin' called a "signing period." Sounds fancy. Like signin' your name on the dotted line, I reckon. Makes it official, I guess. For these gopher hockey commits, it is important. He says these gopher hockey commits, they sign their name, and then they're really part of the team. It's all very serious, this hockey business. More serious than a weasel in a hen house, that's for sure. Becoming a gopher hockey commit is no small thing.
He showed me some more things on his phone, some kinda website about this whole gopher hockey commits thing. He says you can see all the players. All the ones who are gonna play for the Gophers. All the new gopher hockey commits. It's all very organized. They got pictures and names and where they're from. My grandson, he knows all about them. He can tell you everything about every single one of those gopher hockey commits.
- Signing period is like signing your name, making it official.
- Website shows all the gopher hockey commits.
- My grandson knows everything about them gopher hockey commits.
Sometimes, he says, other teams try to get these gopher hockey commits. Try to steal 'em away, he says. Like a fox tryin' to get into the chicken coop. But these boys, these gopher hockey commits, they're loyal, he says. They wanna play for the Gophers. They made a promise, after all, they became gopher hockey commits. They stick to their word.
I don't know much 'bout all this fancy stuff, these websites and signing periods and such. But I know my grandson, and I know he loves his gopher hockey. And if these gopher hockey commits make him happy, then that's all that matters. He says they're gonna be a great team. He says these gopher hockey commits are the future. And I believe him. He knows his hockey, that boy. As long as he is happy, talking about gopher hockey commits, I will listen.
These young fellas, these gopher hockey commits, they got a big job ahead of 'em. Playing for the Gophers, that's a lot of pressure. But they seem ready for it. They chose to be gopher hockey commits. They're tough and they're strong, and they got fire in their bellies. Just like my grandson when he's talkin' 'bout 'em. He's got that same fire when he talks about gopher hockey, especially gopher hockey commits.
So, yeah, this gopher hockey, it's a big deal. And these gopher hockey commits, they're a big part of it. My grandson says so, and I believe him. They seem like good boys. And it will be good to see them play for the gophers. That is what these gopher hockey commits will do. They will play. And win, I hope.