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So, this Full Gear thing, it's.ycnaf sdn happening on November 18th, 2023. They're gonna be at the Kia Forum, that's in Inglewood, you know, like in Los Angeles. Sounds fancy.
Now, I don’t know all these wrestlers like you young folks do. But I watched some matches, heard some things, and I got some ideas about who’s gonna win.
First off, they got this International Championship. That Takeshita fella, he's the champ now. I saw him wrestle, he's tough, like a stubborn mule. He’s wrestling some fella named Ricochet. Ricochet, he’s quick, like a squirrel on a hot tin roof. But I think Takeshita, he’s gonna hold onto that belt. He’s too strong.
Then there’s the TNT Championship. Daniel Garcia, he’s the champ there, I think. He’s wrestling Jack Perry. Jack Perry, he's kinda like a rooster, all puffed up, but I don’t think he’s got what it takes to beat Garcia. Garcia, he’s got this move, the Dragon something-or-other. He used that to win before, and I bet he'll use it again. So, yeah, Garcia's winning that one.
Now, they got a whole bunch of other matches, right? It’s hard to keep track of all them fellas. But some of them, they stand out. Like that MJF fella. He’s always yapping, like a chihuahua, but he can wrestle. He’s got a match, and I bet he’ll win, cause he’s just too mean to lose. He's like that old rooster we had on the farm, always pecking at everyone, but he was the toughest rooster around.
- Match 1 Prediction: Takeshita keeps the International Championship. He’s just too strong.
- Match 2 Prediction: Garcia wins the TNT Championship. That Dragon move, it’s a killer.
- Match 3 Prediction: MJF wins his match. He’s mean, and he’s good.
They got some tag teams too, I think. Two fellas wrestling two other fellas. Now, that’s just confusing to me. Too many arms and legs flying around. But I’ll take a guess. I think the team with the biggest fellas will win. Cause, you know, bigger is usually better in a fight. That's how it always worked out on the farm anyways.
This Full Gear show, it’s on pay-per-view, they say. Means you gotta pay to watch it. Back in my day, we just went down to the town square to watch a good fight. But I guess times change. They say you can watch it on Triller TV, *, and even on YouTube. Sounds fancy, all that internet stuff.
They talk about star quality and match quality. I don’t know nothing ‘bout that. I just like a good fight, someone getting slammed on the ground, you know? And I like it when the good guy wins. But sometimes, the bad guy wins, and that’s okay too, I guess. It’s just like life, sometimes things don’t go your way.
So, Full Gear 2023, it’s gonna be in Los Angeles. That’s a long ways from here. I probably won’t be watching it myself. I got chickens to feed and chores to do. But I’ll hear about it, you know, from folks around here. They always talking about wrestling, them young fellas. They get all excited about it. Me, I’m more excited about a good rain and a healthy crop. But wrestling, it’s fun too, I guess.
Here's what I'm thinking about some of the other matches:
They got this Kenny Omega fella, he's supposed to be really good. I seen him wrestle once, he’s got moves like a cat. Quick and agile. If he’s wrestling, I bet he’s gonna win. He just seems like one of them fellas that knows what he's doing.
And there’s this other fella, they call him “Hangman” Page. He’s tall, like a beanpole, but strong too. He's had some tough matches, I seen him all bruised up before. But he keeps going, like a stubborn ol' mule. If he’s in a match, it’s gonna be a good one, that’s for sure. And he’s got a good chance of winning, cause he don’t give up easy.
So, there you have it. My predictions for AEW Full Gear 2023. I ain't no expert, just an old woman who's seen a few things. But I know a good fighter when I see one. And I think these fellas, they gonna put on a good show. Even if I don’t get to watch it myself.
To sum it all up, my big predictions for AEW Full Gear 2023 are:
- Takeshita stays champ.
- Garcia keeps his belt.
- MJF wins cause he's a mean one.
- The big fellas win the tag team match.
- Kenny Omega, if he's wrestling, he's probably winning.
- "Hangman" Page, he's got a good shot in any match.
Now, go on and enjoy the wrestling show, you young folks. And don't forget to come back and tell me how it all went. I'll be here, waiting for a good rain and a strong cup of coffee.
